"We know that double dates aren’t (technically) a competition between couples, but if you want to prove that you’re more interesting, intellectually nuanced, and superior in general, bring the other couple to dinner at Cook Weaver. The dining room has stained glass windows and a mural preserved from the 1930s that depicts a Russian folktale (which you can explain as you test the wine for everyone). This place describes its food as “inauthentic Eurasian cuisine,” so prepare to eat things like pea spaetzle with fermented black beans, brisket bibimbap with hominy, and crab-seasoned fried chicken with pineapple hot sauce. Then, bask in your victorious restaurant decision over rosewater cocktails." - aimee rizzo
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