"When in doubt, take someone for doughnuts. We’ve been known to demolish Bread Ahead’s classic vanilla custard doughnuts in under three minutes and coincidentally that’s the exact amount of time it’ll take this person to bring up the fact they once had a cameo on Made In Chelsea. Congratulations, your new life motto is ‘sugar high, then say goodbye’. You’re welcome." - heidi lauth beasley, jake missing