"The award for “Thinnest Patty That Might Get Mistaken For An Ancient Piece Of Papyrus” goes to Patty Palace. These patties are almost paper-thin with a dark crust that looks like it’s bordering on burnt but without the accompanying bitterness. It’s well-seasoned, the bun is toasted nicely, and there’s just enough special sauce to prevent those thin patties from feeling too dry. This is the smashburger that other smashburgers aspire to be more like. Your Order: Double Palace Burger ($10.99). A role model to others. " - nicolai mccrary
