"We have a feeling Love Island producers scan the Instagrams of potential contestants for a picture of them sitting in the famous blush pink room of this larger-than-life Mayfair spot. But the pink has now turned yellow, those Love Island contestants have got back with their high school sweethearts, and Sketch is still the same overpriced, overhyped spot with a loosely French-influenced menu that you’re not there for. Because if you come here it should be to get a selfie in those egg toilets and look out for newly famous people on the hunt for a Pretty Little Thing deal." - jake missing, sinead cranna, heidi lauth beasley, rianne shlebak