"If you really want to get away from the clutches of the internet, go to this Austrian cavern in Notting Hill. Mainly because it's led by an elderly owner-cum-musician who's OOTD (every day) is lederhosen. Crowdsurfing replaces scrolling, phones are pocketed in favour of bootfulls of beer, and Josef plays cowbells like a man who isn't aware of the invention of camera phones. The apple strudel is more of a sugary shield against the grüner veltliner running through your veins than something you'd post about anyway. Come for a raucous night that's strictly off the record. " - heidi lauth beasley, jake missing, rianne shlebak, sinead cranna