"At The River Café everybody kind of looks like somebody. Maybe it’s the Italian restaurant's legendary reputation. Maybe it’s the unparalleled Thames-side world it’s created for itself. Maybe it’s because Paul McCartney is literally at the table next to you. And is that Stanley Tucci too? During their whole thing, Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson swung by for dinner. Because, it turns out, every kind of celebrity wants to share fritto misto and eat chocolate nemesis cake." - jake missing, sinead cranna, heidi lauth beasley, rianne shlebak