"Keanu Reeves could be cosplaying as Poseidon on Ealing’s Northfield Avenue and we’d still have our eyes locked on the sweet, meaty lobster at this BYOB seafood spot. It's an entirely immersive restaurant that will get the hearts of Below Deck fans racing, where your affable captain, Bronek, loads large platters with delightfully briny deep-fried mackerel, Kraken-esque octopus, and crispy battered salmon. Come with your favourite friends and if you leave without getting a rain-soaked group selfie with the human-sized fish chef statue by the entrance, you’re doing it wrong. " - rianne shlebak, sinead cranna, heidi lauth beasley