"If TGI Fridays decided to do a hostile takeover of Red Lobster (RIP), it would look like this Miner’s Landing restaurant. Families in plastic bibs and rowdy groups of out-of-towners demanding off-menu appletinis jostle for space inside the wood-paneled dining room where they sell souvenir t-shirts that say “Got Crabs?” Totally cool if that’s your scene—just know that the “signature” crab cakes are bland and tiny, and that the whipped cream-topped colada sugar bomb might have you questioning various life choices." - Gabe Guarente
Gabe Guarente
