"If you had a penny for every warm I love you whispered before bed and hug emoji offered on a bad day, you’d be very rich. Sadly, we’ve become aware that isn’t exactly how the economy works, which is why restaurants like Brasserie Zédel exist. A huge underground space that looks distinctly like someone raided the set of The French Dispatch, this Soho classic specialises in providing wow factor without any ‘sorry how much for a single oyster?’ sadness. Their three-course set-menu is £16 and, importantly, involves a chocolate tart. Don’t expect the kind of food that will alter your perception of time, space, and the common carrot, but it’s a no-brainer for a romantic memorable meal on a budget. For peak swoon factor head to their in-house cocktail spot Bar Américain for some tipples after dinner. " - jake missing, heidi lauth beasley