"If you feel bad about how small your apartment is, get a drink at Smith & Mills, which is definitely (probably) smaller than your apartment. This is a bar in an old carriage house in Tribeca, and if you take someone here, they will guaranteed think that you are cooler than you actually are. This place also opens at 11am every day, and serves a short lunch menu with things like burrata and a chicken club." - bryan kim, matt tervooren