"This Pakistani restaurant in Tooting is a non-stop party in a fake palace. Yes, you could question the taste level—there’s a neon-lit rock display in the bathroom. Or you could embrace the velvet throne-chairs and the silver goblet your dynamite chicken comes served in. Don’t expect a life-changing lamb biryani. This is where you come for unabashed good-times mania, conga lines of sparklers, and dry ice billowing out of the dynamite chicken." - jake missing, daisy meager, sinead cranna, rianne shlebak, heidi lauth beasley
