"You woke up, and it’s not a Saturday. You should’ve been born rich, but fate and your bank account don’t see it that way. You accidentally threw out your Phanatic mug, and the city picked up the trash on time for once. Yeah, you have some things to talk to a pint and a bourbon about. Head to Milkboy where they have a Citywide for everyone. There are seven different kinds, ranging from lagers with whiskey and Miller High Life with fernet to a seltzer with limoncello—you know, for when you want to get hammered the classy Italian way. There are TVs all around, and since the South Street location serves Jim’s cheesesteaks, the line is one less thing to grumble about. " - candis mclean
CANDIS R. MCLEAN
