"The Verdict: You’ll enjoy a meal at Oslo Court if you’re hungry for nostalgia and the colour salmon. Just don’t expect good food. This St. John’s Wood institution opened at the bottom of a block of residential flats when Maggie Thatcher was still calling the shots. Since then, little has changed. The food is still French and everything is either undercooked, overcooked, served cold, swimming in marie rose sauce, or in desperate need of sodium CPR. But we don’t care and once you’re doily-deep in nostalgia, you won’t either." - sinead cranna, rianne shlebak, jake missing, heidi lauth beasley