"Blighty Coffee, Finsbury Park. No speak Americano? Luckily, these guys do. They’ll even paint you like one of those French girls...well, not really, but they do paint unique rosettes into cups of what can only be described as liquid joy. Also, there was this one time that Ed the Barista had this epic moustache. It doesn’t affect the coffee whatsoever but we don’t like to let him forget it. I mean we did take photos of it and put it all over Instagram. Anyway, now that’s over, back to the coffee. It’s pretty damn good. Try it for yourself. It’ll help warm you up from the inside and get over the loss of the moustache. They also do wicked food, which you can either enjoy whilst sat admiring the wartime paraphernalia or from the comfort of the replica Air Raid Shelter in their back garden. Oh and they’re licensed, so you can get boozed up too. It’s all rather spiffing, isn’t it old boy!"