Becky G.
Yelp
Ok, I'm done with Communal Coffee on Fern.
I admit, it's nice to walk somewhere and sit outside, but I've tortured myself enough, for years and I'm done now.
I was indifferent for years, at first open I hated the fact that it is absolutely not ADA compliant. I don't care if they actually are somehow ADA compliant in a book with the city somewhere, but if you are in a wheelchair or have children with strollers, this place is your absolute WORST nightmare!!!! Who creates a flooring so uneven that even people who are walking with feet have trouble navigating walking?! What a flipping mess. This is alllllllll before you even order, so stop here if that's enough for you.
Yeah, I'm also not into supporting owners who don't give a shit about accessibility to everyone, and I even hate to admit it now, that I put up with it thinking "they'll fix this soon, once they realize what a stupid idea this was for everyone"- it's a problem for sitting, it's a problem for standing, it limits all access to wheels of any kind, it is gross because it catches food, dog feces, hair... I could go on, this is clearly just a terrible choice.
Ok now get past the terrain, the coffee is mediocre AT BEST. It's "cuteness" is selling point for many. People love it's "instagramability" of the silly flower designs in foam (limited to if your barista happens to wake up on the right side of the bed and create that morning), people buy it. So, does it taste good? No.
Then, for years I put up with the terrible service. Again I'm in it for the walk and outdoors factor of the experience for me. But the people working there have been on a slippery slope, I think first hires original staff were helpful and kind, these new folks over the years have probably been worn down by the instagramers who have repeatedly ordered the same "vanilla rose latte" which is basically sugary soap coffee.
Ok my final issue that has me drawing the line is the cleanliness. The new staff or maybe there is new ownership, has completely left this place to go to shit. I'm sorry to say it, but now it's unbearable to sit there, it was my final reason to even visit, the outdoor trees and cute succulents and meeting my neighbors.... No, now it's a desert wasteland, dead succulents (how can you slowly kill such adorable plants?!), all chairs are broken and unstable outdoor furniture, and the FLIES EVERYWHERE. A few days ago I thought if I moved away from the trashcans it would improve and no, it does not matter where you sit, the entire place is full of FLIES. This means nothing is being cleaned, which makes sense, I doubt any employee or owner has set foot in the actual sitting area that they expect people to enjoy.
I'm so disappointed. I really wanted to like this place and for years I put up with... actually a lot, keeping hope that they would fix the flooring issue one day when they made back the initial investment, or really turn it into a gathering place for the community by hiring friendly and personably staff, but the fact that this place isn't being cleaned anymore grossed me out.... And if they don't care then who will?!