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I never leave reviews. Even when it’s a bad experience. I actually left this place yesterday extremely disappointed and I was not planning to leave any review, until I got home with food poisoning and vomited twice. I went to eat here alone, after a long day of work, the girl seemed already with an attitude cause I was by myself, apparently they don’t have menus so I’d had to ask for the price of things, and she would roll her eyes at me — I ordered the milanese, soggy, uneven crisp, no flavor despite putting like 1lb of salt, fries were greasy, fried on rancid oil, unsalted, no matter how much salt i added, the food would still be tasteless (the arancinis and bruschetta were good, I’d say that) The manager girl came to me with her arrogant face and asked me if something was wrong, and I explained, she told me that the uneven crisp in my milanese was because I squeezed the lemon, and rolled her eyes… i’ve had Milaneses in Italy, in Germany, in Argentina; in way too many good restaurants around the world. I’m also a cook, and Italian, I know how a crispy Milanese should taste like, the ones I make at home are ten times better. The story here is that, as I was waiting for the bathroom, I noticed the kitchen looked extremely dirty and there was smoke from burnt oil, but I let it pass. Then, while i was in the middle of my meal outside, I saw a german cockroach crawling on the window right next to me. I didn’t really bother or care because I was sitting out in the street, so a cockroach could be normal, but not a german cockroach, those are different. The reason why I am leaving a review today, is because of the sum of bad experiences aside from the bad meal, but including a night of vomiting and a freaking german cockroach. Avoid this place, it’s not worth the hype at all. I love aesthetic places, that serve good quality and are detail oriented, the only cute thing about this place is the Cotoletta sign outside.