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Some guys are small, but Barbi likes them BIG
Some like liquor, maybe you should try a SWIG
Some towns have bad traffic, they should do a BIG DIG
And while they do, we should eat at HONEY PIG
Some girls have pink hair, Barbi just wears a WIG
Some girls wear Scrubs, but lately prefer a FIG
Some girls can't dance, others like to JIG
But all girls like when I take them to HONEY PIG
WHAT
Delicious Korean food right out of the DC area and fresh and delicious and bright and unique and fun, in the heart of Houston's Chinatown. One of the better Korean places in Texas, especially for soup.
What to get: Soup! Yug Gae Jang or Seafood Tofu Soup
What not to get: Anything from the Horse Trough
Horse Trough???!: Oh wait, no that's at "Horsey Pig."
If you want to go and get Korean with your bros from the neighbourhood, you should instead go to "Homey Pig." And if you want to go to a Disney-like soup shop with really cliché crap, try "Hokey Pig." Whereas if you are looking to get laid rather than get food, try "Horny Pig."
This is a pretty fascinating and delicious corporate spot from Washington DC. It's a Korean Place full of amazing Kpop iconology that feels very Korean, but also very Japanese and very trendy and modern. Lots of young people working here, and lots of energy.
The food actually tastes delicious which is a huge surprise. Everything here is good, and the prices are not bad. It's not right up there with our favourite Korean soups and Korean food that we get, but it's pretty damn close to being our fave, and there's no doubt that it's fun to watch sexy K Pop videos the whole time that you're here eating.
It's a lot of great things going on here at this restaurant, and the only thing I would say is that waiting for a booth can be really annoying because the seating in the middle of the restaurant is a nightmare. Like upturned buckets and what not. I wouldn't mind if they had a few of those tables just for fun, but there's so many and they're often the only ones open, and they can kind of ruin the meal, being uncomfortable, sitting on a spot like that, and then having to wait for the few tables available that have nicer seating can be difficult and time-consuming, especially when it's disorganized, and some cut the line.
But it's well worth the wait because it's delicious, and they're also open later than most Korean places, and what's more they are a top notch, soup-happy Korean Place located in Chinatown which seems pretty unusual and pretty awesome. Because Chinatown itself doesn't have that many good Korean places, especially ones that serve good Korean soup.
And if the cute people here aren't enough for you and you're looking more for Playboy types, go to "Bunny Pig." If you want to date a comedian (like myself) try "Funny Pig." If Houston is too rainy for you, try the sister location in San Diego, "Sunny Pig." Or the Bank attached to it "Money Pig." Or the 2 places named after my jokes, "Crummy Pig" and "Corny Pig."