J'Tia H.
Yelp
Wow, what an absolute delight it was to attempt to dine at this fabulous establishment... TWICE. My friend, bless her naive soul, had heard rave reviews and dragged me all the way to the Marais on an Saturday, only to be met with a hearty "we're closed" at 7 pm. Because, you know, 7 pm is basically midnight in restaurant hours.
Undeterred (or stupidly optimistic), we returned on Tuesday at the ungodly hour of 4:15 pm, thinking surely they'd be open. Nope! Same cheerful response: "We're closing!" Yeah, because that's exactly what you want to hear after traveling internationally just to taste your culinary masterpiece.
I mean, seriously, who needs customers when you can just close up shop whenever you feel like it? The sign on the door should read: "Open occasionally, maybe, if we feel like it. Don't bother trying."
Would love to give a real review, but alas, their bizarre closing schedule hasn't allowed me to actually taste the food. Zero stars, would not recommend... unless you enjoy disappointment and frustration.