ThunderDrunk A.
Yelp
While I may be just a silly gringo, I ain't one of those angry old men trying to return cold soup to the deli. This review actually saddens me.
Many years ago, a friend of mine quit our fantasy football league. It was the worst decision of his life. But sometimes you must first destroy before you create. The catholic church teaches us this. And create he did. He created the famous Austin Annual Taco Tour and Marcelinos was crowned victor of this tour about 6-7 years ago. Forget about Elon Musk, my nuts landed on Mars first when I tried Marcelinos homemade tortillas for the first time.
Fast forward to the world of COVID that we live in today. It's a different place. People are more concerned with their TikToks than making the world a better place. And Marcelinos is no exception. A few years back I learned that Marcelinos uses velveeta as their breakfast taco cheese. I'd argue that just a small amount in your eggs is actually a secret ingredient that makes them fluffy delicious without the need of milk or butter, but I don't want a stick of velveeta in a breakfast taco. But to each their own. I won't hold it against them.
What I do hold against Marcelinos is they no longer make their own handmade tortillas. A few weeks back, I stopped and grabbed tacos to go for me and my business partner. As Harry Ellis and I sat down at our cocobolo boardroom table to negotiate million dollar deals over breakfast, I was shocked to see my tacos wrapped in shell that I immediately recognized. HEB tortillas are unmistakable. Strike 1. I thought to myself, "Marcelinos is known to sell out at lunch time...maybe they ran out of tortillas." It's not unreasonable. I'll give them the benefit of the doubt.
Fast forward to present. We are in May. It's Spring. Rejuvenation, Rebirth, everything's blooming, all that crap. So, I figure I'll get up early and grab some breakfast tacos from Marcelinos and give them another try. HEB tortillas again! And with Angel Hernandez behind the plate, it's 2 strikes and you are out! I'm not dissing HEB tortillas. There is a place for them...like at home in my bread box.
Marcelinos has officially sold out. This is as scandalous as that time my friend, a rising star at TD Ameritrades, saw Ms. Phara, from Phara's Mediterranean Cuisine & Casbah, loading a cart up with industrial vats of Sabre hummus at Costco. When you play in the mud with the pigs, you get real sloppy. And Phara's closed. You had a nice run, Marcelinos, but it appears that the game is over and the memory card has been lost. So, on to the shelf to collect dust with the rest of the mediocre taco spots in Austin.