Lavi M.
Yelp
Alright, Peeps: Sooo... I came to the Moore Building for the TigerDirect.com and Intel® Present the First Annual Holiday Bash last week and I've gotta lot to say. Some of it's about building, the rest is about the party, so please bare with me...
Oh... Tiger Direct/Intel party... You had me @ "hello"! Ok, not exactly, but when I saw this event on Yelp, I was SO PSYCHED to get there. So much so, that I dam near forced my bestie @ gunpoint to go with me. Ok... maybe not LITERAL gunpoint, but I did make a gun with my fingers and point excessively while demanding (begging?) her to be my +1 in my search for fun and adventure!
Ok, I'll admit that the technological displays left a bit to be desired and I could have dealt without having to climb 3 flights of stairs in 4" heels (TWICE) to see the majority of them, but I actually had a pretty great time. The Moore Building is a GORGEOUS venue. I'd never been here before, but I'd heard great things about how beautiful the place was. Well, they weren't lying. It's beautiful. PERIOD. And the way the blue/purple/whateva the hell other colors there were (I was buzzin') bounced off the walls and ceilings was awesome! As I strutted my stuff around the place, I begin to feel a change. Was it the heat? Or the free (delicious)drinks? Or the fact that I was sweating out my freshly flat-ironed hair? Hells no! It was the feeling of... dare I say it... BRINGIN SEXY BACK! There were sexy people, particularly sexy men... ok, correction: SOME sexy men. There were also sexy drinks AND there were sexy men!!! Wait... did I mention sexy men already? Ah well.. that's how sexy SOME OF THEM were.
Now, back to the building. I hear the Moore Building is historical, which is cool. But I could care less. I'm a true girl's girl, so all I care about is the fact that it was pretty and the architectural structures hanging from the ceiling(???) were cool. Now, that being said... the stairs were kinda rickety, which would have been fine if I hadn't had, like, 3 drinks and really high heels on. I believe there are service elevators, but they were unavailable to the majority of the guests which was FANTASTIC! (Do you detect a note of sarcasm?) Other than that, I have no other complaints. Like I said, 8 millions times in this review already, the Moore Building is a lovely venue. It's very spacious and the possibilities are endless!
Skipping a bit backwards, I'd like to re-mention the sexy men. There were some sexified, sexilicious sex goblins out there of all shapes, sizes, and flavors. It's times like those that I really commend myself for moving to Miami. In fact, there was one hottie hot hot that kinda followed me & bestie to every floor with his besties. Unfortunately, I didn't get the number! I think he was waiting for me to ask, but you guys know how shy I am. That being said... To the 6'5" - 7' tall, 35-40 year old Boricua with the charcoal gray suit, dark-rimmed glasses, curly salt-n-pepper hair, smooth skin and gorgeous smile: I would like to know if you'd either like to go out for sushi or marry me, or be my babydaddy? Let me know quickly so I can book the Moore Building for the wedding reception and/or baby shower. After all, that is "our place" now! Smooches
Oh Moore Building... YOU, TOO, had me at "hello"!