Lisa M.
Yelp
The Residence of Mr. Moto in Williamsburg isn't just a restaurant; it's a multi-sensory experience that will change your life. And no, I'm not exaggerating. This place is what would happen if a Michelin star and a spy movie had a baby, and that baby turned out to be a flawless, secret-bookcase-having, sake-pouring masterpiece of dining.
Let's talk food. First, the Kaisen-Don. Imagine the freshest seafood on the planet. Now, top it with an absurd amount of uni. This isn't just food; it's like they've distilled the essence of the ocean and served it to you in a bowl. The uni is so rich and velvety, it could probably be used as a facial moisturizer. The fish is so tender, it practically melts into your soul. You eat it, and then you weep because you'll never eat anything this perfect ever again.
Then, just when you think things couldn't get better, they hit you with the Ochazuke--a bowl of steaming, comforting magic that somehow enhances everything you've already eaten. It's like they handed us a bowl of liquid magic, and we drank it like it was the elixir of life. If I could marry a dish, I would *definitely* marry Ochazuke. Sorry, spouse.
But, let's talk about the *bathroom*--because this is no ordinary bathroom, my fellow diners. It's a *portal*. You think you're walking into a regular restroom, but no! Behind a secret bookshelf (yes, a SECRET bookshelf), there's a hidden button that opens up into a bathroom area that feels like you've just discovered Narnia. It's that kind of place. This bathroom is so chic, it probably has its own influencer account. I'm pretty sure James Bond uses it as his personal spa. I half-expected the toilet paper to be made of gold.
I'm telling you right now, if you haven't been to The Residence of Mr. Moto yet, you're missing out on one of the greatest culinary experiences of your life.
10/10, would eat (and drink sake, and discover hidden bathrooms) again.