Grey R.
Yelp
Walia Ethiopian Cuisine San Jose CA Sat 9/16/23
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Inspired by friends recently hitting Ethiopian restaurants, and having not been to one in a long time, since pandemic, I took a drive down south to San Jose to dine at Walia!
I have been here before but long time ago. Tonight is the night to give it another go! My hands are cleanly washed to dig in ~ and that's what you do at an Ethiopian place ~ you use your hands as utensils LOLz Oh yeah! No one to shoot weird glances at ya, hahaha!
Well to be perfectly honest, you use the bread to scoop up all sorts of foods placed around a circle on a large platter! With your hands, quite literally! There are no utensils here!
Now to the bread, Injera, as it's essential you understood this is not your American or European bread. Visually, it is reminiscent of French Crêpes, and the taste, well, I will try to describe it!
So it is porous in its appearance & consistency is definitely similar to French Crêpes, but the taste is much more savory and bread-like, as is the purpose! Sorta like Rye bread, or dark Russian rye, or maybe a Pumpernickel? The sour dough is baked lightly and rolled up loosely, and served to you in a basket. It's spongy flatbread, you tear off pieces to scoop your meal with, while conversing around that platter, it's delicious!
My hospitable server Joseph came to the table ready to give me a quick tutorial, but I came prepared with old memories! Have I impressed him? Who knows, but he sure impressed me with light chat, recalling how he served Larry Page here (in who's honor the platter I ordered is named) and Mark Zuckerberg. Mark had to stay in line waiting for table to open up, as the place had been packed at that time! We talked about SillyValley celebs who better be down to earth, money can't buy you happiness! The joy is in remaining grounded! Except that you definitely would need some dough to buy you existence in SillyValley LOLz!
So yeah, I ordered Larry Page Combo! Combination of veggie sampler, grilled lamb, beef alicha, and doro tibs. Arranged on your platter in circular manner. Is it a lot of food? You betcha! Will I be able to handle it all? Pun intended! Unlikely, but hey, leftovers always taste better the next day!
Veggie sampler in itself is a combo of red lentils, chickpeas, collard greens, split peas, and cabbage/carrots/potatoes Ragù.
Next time perhaps a Mark Zuckerberg combo? LOLz it's $14 bucks cheaper than Larry's!
A friend mentioned, I like the veggies but I want my soggy bread heated, & that in theory might be great but practicality tells ya that hot n spicy food is best served with room temperature Ethiopian Crêpes bread! And lots of water to hydrate your throat!
Both Joseph & Micha here amazingly hospitable & ready to answer your questions should you have any!
P.S. That's how Joseph (the Manager?) introduced himself, while the check says Ephrem Y. so I didn't want to misspell incidentally...
This place is comfortable, down to earth & stood a test of time. There's no opaque-the-glass option in case Mr X rolls in... not a spot for your black AmEx's high rollers nor corporate account holders:-)
Stay grounded, people! Love ya!
*Like bees to their hive so they gather
God's children are gathered to thee!
Ethiopian National Anthem!
[ Review #784 w 4 pix on Sep 21, 2023 ]
Larry Page Combo! Combo of veggie sampler + grilled lamb + beef alicha + doro tibs 68.95
Joseph! Thank you for your hospitality!
Joseph & Micha! Waited on Larry Page, Mark Zuckerberg, & Silly Grey Goose!
Ethiopian Crêpe-like porous bread Injera!
@Walia Ethiopian Cuisine San Jose CA Sat 9/16/23