"Spread across 68 acres in a bucolic setting, the property features 29 rooms styled with Pendleton textiles, hand-printed wallpaper, antler artwork, and salvaged-wood headboards; many rooms in the Alpine building include clawfoot tubs and gas fireplaces, while some Walden rooms offer Japanese cedar soaking tubs. The mood leans playful and slightly kitsch, complete with a two-lane bowling alley and a cocktail bar called Ralph’s, and guests can swim in nearby rivers and swimming holes since there is no on-site pool." - Sophie Friedman