Supreme Court Cafeteria Serves Bad Pizza, Thanks to Justice Brett Kavanaugh | Eater DC

"In the publicly accessible dining room that feeds the Supreme Court, I found that Brett Kavanaugh’s promised addition—pizza—is widely regarded as very bad. After a 25-minute wait in line I sampled a personal-pan pie and would rank it just below Pizza Hut and just above the average gas-station offering: the crust is slightly burnt around the edges where the cheese bubbles, the pepperonis are large, oily and plentiful, and the sauce is a sweet pizza sauce with a snootful of dried oregano. The premade pies, priced $6.50–$8, use shredded mozzarella that melts into a jaundiced goo and have browned, slightly charred edges that lift to reveal an undercarriage as soft as cookie dough. For many observers, given Kavanaugh’s role and the controversies surrounding his confirmation, serving crappy pizza will likely be the least offensive thing he does with his position." - Gabe Hiatt