"According to a couple of enterprising D.C. reporters, it is very bad pizza. Roll Call writer Clyde McGrady sampled the personal pan pies after a 25-minute wait in line at the publicly accessible dining room. He ranked it as, 'just below Pizza Hut and just above the average gas station offering.' Washington Post food columnist Tim Carman recently sampled two of the pizzas, priced from $6.50 to $8, and described the premade pies as relics of a time when Kavanaugh, 'Squee,' and their boarding school buddies were running amok in Ocean City." - Gabe Hiatt
