"HaSalon is such a strange place. The South Beach clubstaurant has a bizarre and ferociously expensive menu that reads like a freshman creative writing major's poetry. The food actually isn’t bad, but the real reason people come here is to dance on tables and wave napkins around, which happens after the clock strikes 9pm. The only situation we’d approve of coming here is if you have a sugar parent who’ll be handling the tab and you just want to have a wild, weird, loud South Beach night." - ryan pfeffer, virginia otazo