"It’s pissing it down and out of nowhere the ick creeps up and taps you on the shoulder. After all, you do really like making out in Victoria Park when it’s 30 degrees but lately you have started to question whether they really are just following those Jeremy Clarkson stan accounts on Instagram purely ‘for the lols’. Next time the sun once again graces you with its presence, head to Villa Mamas. A Bahraini spot 10 minutes from Sloane Square, this place is the ultimate litmus test for the success of a ‘relationship’ which might solely rest on your obsession with Solar Power by Lorde. Sit on the terrace, eat a lot of hummus, and fuck it, enjoy having someone kiss your forehead while you’re wearing Birkenstocks. " - Heidi Lauth Beasley