"You mentally checked out of this relationship a few months back. Is that bad? Maybe, but at least you’ve got all the crying out of the way. Send them a cryptic text about meeting by the taco bench, and grab a seat at this Fulham taqueria’s table out front. Blame the scenes of SW6 on your lack of eye contact—if you’re lucky some distraction will happen across the road and you’ll get some live entertainment while you mainline a baja fish taco. Let them say their piece, occasionally nod, and wait until they’re out of eyeshot before you go back and order a chicken fajita taco to go." - jake missing, sinead cranna, rianne shlebak