"You mentally checked out of this relationship a few months back. Is that bad? Maybe, but at least you’ve got all the crying out of the way. Send them a cryptic text about meeting by the taco bench, and grab a seat at this Fulham taqueria’s table out front. Blame the scenes of SW6 on your lack of eye contact—if you’re lucky a fight will break out across the road and you’ll get some live entertainment while you mainline a baja fish taco. Let them say their piece, occasionally nod, and wait until they’re out of eyeshot before you go back and order a chicken fajita taco to go." - jake missing, sinead cranna, rianne shlebak