Where To Dress Up And Not Feel Stupid In Miami - Miami - The Infatuation

"We’ll say this off the bat: there are issues at Dirty French. Service is slow, you might have to wait 45 minutes for a table even with a reservation, and the food is very hit-or-miss. But we’ll also say this: there is no restaurant interior in Miami as ridiculously ‘80s as Dirty French. So if you are trying to wear leopard print, feather your bangs, and throw back martinis—you can do that here. Dirty French is a pure see-and-be-seen spot, and absolute ‘80s cosplay. Just know that dinner is all about aesthetics, and less about, well, dinner." - ryan pfeffer