"Albert’s Schloss is a Bavarian-style beer hall near Leicester Square that’s a portal to disco toilets, crispy schnitzel, and ski gondola photo booth silliness. Should you take any of it seriously? Absolutely not. But the spätzle is tasty, the salted caramel schnapps start flowing when everyone’s dancing on the tables, and if you’re not in need of a Konterbier (that’s hair of the dog, of course) come morning, you’re doing it wrong." - jake missing, daisy meager, sinead cranna, rianne shlebak, heidi lauth beasley
