"Your little sister’s soccer team is in the championship game, and the whole family will either need to celebrate or console Jenny afterwards. Farmshop takes reservations and has lots of room, so you won’t be bothering anyone when you loudly complain about the unfair call the refs made right before the final whistle. Meanwhile, your dad can get the poached chicken salad because it’s Keto-friendly, and you can also get it because it’s delicious. And while you finish your bottle of Riesling and some pastries, you can all watch Ashton Kutcher pay his kid $20 to behave." - brett keating