"Big Joe’s in Andersonvillie feels a little like a semi-finished basement with carpeted floors, a couple of dartboards, and a pool table the bartender will let you play for free if no one is around. But on Friday nights, they hold turtle races. There are prizes for the winner and loser of each race - and every drink you buy earns you another chance to compete. Which, obviously, is the best use of the holiday money you got from your grandparents." - josh barnett