"You’ve worked on your summer body for the last few months. And right now, the only person who has seen it is someone that you never want to see again. Work up the courage to tell them at Four Humors in Fishtown. The cocktail bar has classic choices and drinks named after Embiid's anatomy, and they’re almost all whiskey-based. Bring them to the bright dome of a bar and let them fall into a pit of despair at a bar with a near-endless supply of dark liquor. " - candis mclean