"Imagine you’re at a party. You’re not sure you know the venue. It’s a professionally organised thing. Not the Met Gala, no Wintour or Chalamet here. But there’s a statue of a gyrating mermaid and some decent tuna tataki. The DJ is playing Katy Perry while she stands behind him holding an Iberico pork rib. The room is shimmering but you can see Rita Ora in a booth. Somewhere, just in earshot, Olly Murs tells a bloke from TOWIE that he “has great banter”. It dawns on you. You’re on Berkeley Square. You’re in Sexy Fish." - jake missing, sinead cranna, heidi lauth beasley, rianne shlebak