"University City’s Two Locals Brewing is the ideal place to find a sport other than reloading your ex’s IG page. You can chug a few beers (go for the dark and toasty Nubian) and weep quietly while Liberty Kitchen tries to distract you with some of the best hoagies and tomato pies in the city. There’s a full bar and a few TVs, so it can get crowded when the workday ends. But let’s be real—you’re not showing up to socialize with the hottie two pale ales in at the bar. You’re here to drink and have a gluttonous spread of bread-y things covered in sweet tomato sauce and cured meats." - candis mclean