"There are tons of distractions for a broken-hearted friend here. It’s a no-pressure spot where friends can swing by for a few rounds of beer to hear their side of the story for the 100th time. It’s also perfect for drinking beer silently and petting happy puppies that walk by. If you stay long enough on a Friday night, you’ll probably end up in a beer pong competition with a bunch of UM students. Witnessing those sweet, innocent, drunk souls argue over a drinking game is all it’ll take to put things in perspective and realize that things could be worse." - mariana trabanino, ryan pfeffer, virginia otazo