"Trying to date on the UWS right now? We await your impending memoir. In the meantime, the Owl’s Tail is a great uptown option if you want to impress someone with a fantastic negroni (and other cocktails). They make three different to-go flask sizes, and you can place your order ahead of time here. Head’s up: Central Park is about ten minutes away from the bar. So if we end up reading about a sunset scene featuring negronis and kissing in the park in your forthcoming memoir, we’re going to ask for a $20 commission." - hannah albertine, nikko duren