"We could frankly write a three-book series about this 64-year-old diner, but all we have is this one paragraph, so here we go. You don’t come to Tallyrand for an impeccable meal. You come to gawk at the people inside. Each and every customer is basically a living Hollywood time capsule, and you should know right now you’ll never be as cool as them. These people tried email once in the ’90s and hated it. Now they're four cocktails ahead of you and judging your inability to keep up. Welcome to the best show in town." - brant cox