"Mr. Bartley’s, which has been around for so long that it probably went to Woodstock, is the greasy college burger joint that all other greasy college burger joints aspire to. The burger selection is massive, the menu is filled with topical political humor, and the place is worn-in like your pair of jeans with the outline of a cell phone in the front pocket. It doesn’t have a bathroom and it doesn’t have beer, but other than those minor inconveniences, it’s just about perfect." - dan secatore