"Code red: You ad-libbed something offensive at the end of your Crypto.com commercial spot and now you’re blacklisted. Things are bad. Luckily there’s a 7-Eleven on the corner serving up the best three-day-old taquitos you should never have. You’re going to be tempted by the neon-red hot dogs spinning in your periphery, but stay the course. These taquitos are rock-hard salt blocks and will clean you out like a Groupon house rent-a-maid. And you deserve it. We haven’t been here yet, but want you to know this spot exists." - Team Infatuation
Infatuation - Reviews
