"You know what Federal Donuts is. Your Mayfair cousin knows what Federal Donuts is. And soon, your out-of-town friend who you’ve convinced to come to Monday Night Raw will know the power of a chicken and donut dynamic duo. You’ll find the usual FedNuts menu: crunchy wings, fried chicken sandwiches, peppery za’atar fries, and cakey donuts that are just too good to throw at the referees during a missed call. Unfortunately." - candis mclean