"You’ve known about this brunch for a while, but you also know that you have to do things like pay rent and feed your cat, Pierre. Westville - which has seven locations across the city - is a reliable and relatively inexpensive choice. The food is straightforward and mostly healthy, with dishes ranging from benedicts to cobb salads. The most important detail about this particular location is that it’s right by Brooklyn Bridge Park, so you can wander over to the water after you eat (or while you wait for a table). Put on your dating profile that you’re tactfully cheap." - hannah albertine