"Eventually, they'll have to pick a new place to live. Why not start by scanning the neighborhoods atop one of Philly’s burgundy tour buses? The tour guide's microphone will probably drown out the embarrassing bits and at least you would’ve taken one last trip together. Since there’s a 100% chance that you’ll stop at Reading Terminal Market, comfort dishes like roast pork sandwiches, stuffed pretzels, and creamy clam chowder await their sorrow. Plus, there’s always an old guy out front singing love songs, if they need to publicly sob and let it out. " - candis mclean
