"A Bavarian Alps après-ski-themed restaurant in Little Haiti sure feels like the suggestion of a chatbot someone spilled water on. But we're glad to have another good German food option in a city without many. Cuckoo Clock serves schnitzel that stays juicy despite being pounded ultra-thin and pretzels that go well with käsefondue—just about the only fondue you'll find in Miami outside The Melting Pot. Bring a group of friends to down cold German beer and big portions of crispy pork in a room that feels like a ski lodge, and briefly pretend we live in a city that gets snow." - ryan pfeffer