"Samosa House is the complete opposite of Gilbert’s El Indio. You’re not here to party, you’re here on your own when the inside of your fridge looks like you just came back from vacation (except your last vacation was nine months ago). At this point you will want something quick, easy, and extremely quiet. Head to the counter, order the three-item combo (which should include the smoky cauliflower curry if it’s on the menu), get a Kingfisher to go with it, and you’ll be home in under half an hour." - jess basser sanders