"Perfect For Writing: A conceptual feature based on a graphic novel you read in college, or a FernGully reboot. Walking into Bourgeois Pig is a fairly unremarkable experience. There are a few tables scattered around, a place to buy your coffee, and a billiards table. But this is not where the magic lies. That’s reserved for the tiny room in the back that looks like a mythical forest full of people who are just trying to make it to staffing season. There’s a (fake) tree canopy, an ivy-covered hut, and a weird fire pit where we suspect spirits of old executives judge your pitches. If you can’t get inspired by writing inside a tree trunk, it’s probably time to put that business minor to use." - brant cox