"You’ve probably heard of Arsenal. It’s a football team of marginally less importance in comparison to this tiny little Xi’anese restaurant located opposite the Emirates Stadium. Your order should be follows: the cold liangpi noodles, the hot beef biang biang noodles in chilli sauce, the boneless chicken in ginger sauce, a pork burger, and another pork burger for whichever poor soul is about to watch you get all ‘this is living’ over the sensational spice factor of those cold noodles. " - heidi lauth beasley, jake missing, rianne shlebak, daisy meager