"You have your location on your app marked as “Venice” even though you technically live in Marina del Rey. To prove to your date that you’re still cool, meet them at Dudley Market. This is a seafood restaurant a block from the beach, and it serves a changing selection of fresh catches like Pacific rockfish, bluefin tuna, and sheepshead. It’s a perfectly acceptable place to come if you’re not trying to make this a whole meal - they’ve got an impressive list of natural and biodynamic wines, so get involved with those while you decide if you like this person enough to suggest sharing some oysters or pork and clam toast." - Brant Cox, Brett Keating