"Thanks to Towpath, our mascot for summer ‘25 is the horny moorhen we recently saw gliding up Regent’s Canal, flirting with abandon and sporting the exact shade as Loewe’s burnt red flamenco bag. Other than witnessing the local wildlife’s wooing techniques, this cult seasonal cafe has a dopamine-inducing formula of kitsch vintage plates, sunny blobs of mustard, and hot pink radishes with smoky taramasalata. Utilise the queue for vitamin D absorption." - rianne shlebak, heidi lauth beasley, jake missing, sinead cranna