"One thing you can say about Margaritaville is that it sure doesn’t look like anywhere else on Broadway. There’s an airplane in the dining room and a tiki lounge in the back that’s replete with totem pole carvings, faux palm trees, and cauldrons suspended from the ceiling with dancing paper flames. The main draw is the front area, where acoustic-guitar-toting singers entertain an audience that’s just trying to take Jimmy’s advice and waste away. The blender gets a lot of use behind the bar, and whatever you order is a one-way ticket to a five-alarm hangover. Don’t forget to swing through the one-bedroom-apartment-sized gift shop and grab a “growing older but not up” shirt that you’ll use for a rag when you go through your closet in two years." - Ann Walczak