"Taurus Ox’s newer location on 19th qualifies it for SCRPRTCUWFF status with flying colors. That’s thanks to nothing on the menu creeping over $28, a stupendous provolone-slathered smashburger, and an atmosphere that makes it easy to lose track of time. Especially if one friend has a heavily embellished, six-part epic of a story about simply running into a coworker at Safeway. Might as well add on another of Lao beef jerky—it’ll be a long night." - aimee rizzo